PART 1:<\/p>\n
The 28th week of 2018 did see<\/p>\n
A visit, from the mighty orange power that be,<\/p>\n
he hoped that his journey across the Atlantic,<\/p>\n
would bring salvation to the hearts of the football fanatics,<\/p>\n
a tweet, a birdie, or even a par three<\/p>\n
would surely erase the memory of a Croatian defeat.<\/p>\n
It started so well for president flatulence,<\/p>\n
he met with the prime minister in suit and tie extravagance,<\/p>\n
dear Theresa was clad in Atwoodian dress,<\/p>\n
and Melania looked her plastic-ey oppressed best.<\/p>\n
lavish and ravish in Blenhiem palace.<\/p>\n
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PART: 2<\/p>\n
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The Don whisked open the curtains of his ambassadors air bnb<\/p>\n
the grass and green of regents park was what he expected to see<\/p>\n
however, to his confusion (yet pride to a degree)<\/p>\n
he informed Melania, “in the sky, look, there’s a big baby me”<\/p>\n
it is like the sky is a mirror, i’m all that I can see,<\/p>\n
a fat wailing and whining right wing delicacy”<\/p>\n
The rest of the day Trump spent beaming,<\/p>\n
his face was now where the sun should be- like he had always been dreaming<\/p>\n
All the while, this big baby blimp<\/p>\n
had been gusted around London- never going limp<\/p>\n
onlookers, whether pedestrians of the pavement or residents,<\/p>\n
stared up at the sky, and half chuckled at the pretence,<\/p>\n
the crowdfunders had spent 16 thousand<\/p>\n
whilst the wise remarked “those who live in glass houses”<\/p>\n
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“You’re a rebel from the waist down” – Winston Smith<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
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